Satirical AI startup idle sim
From toy cat-vs-dog classifier to a near-AGI Foundation Model
Collect data, buy compute, train models, ship products, weather crises, fire employees — then watch them sue you, found a rival, or leak on Glassdoor. Almost everything that happens in the AI industry, as an idle game.
Built so AI insiders laugh and outsiders accidentally learn how the industry actually works.
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Data · Compute · Model · Product × 3 tiers = 36 perks + 4 synergies
Copyright lawsuit, congressional hearing, jailbreak leak, X smear, hedge fund short
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NVIDIA · AMD · Groq · Cerebras · FuriosaAI · Google · Apple · Tenstorrent
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Fire them brutally and they sue, start a rival startup, or leak on Glassdoor
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